"
"I have an 11 inch penis.....AROUND!!!"
"oh no what have i done with johnny west!!!"
"yeah so this girl called me last night asking for my phone number"
"Stifler : Ozzy I'm happy for ya, at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' dick.
Oz : Sifler keep your fantasies to yourself.
Stifler : Dude, use your fuckin' brain. 'Oh I'm American college chick, la-la-la, your European cultural shit is so charming. Oh hey, hot Spanish guy, love your accent....love your ding-dong.' I'm tellin' ya man, right now there's a dick in your girlfriends mouth."
"Tantra? What the fuuck is tantra?"
"Nadia, I am a band geek, I just never joined the band."
"Stifler:Sherman hows it goin!? Sherman: Ok Stifler take your shot, haha. Stifler: No, c'mon man i'm really happy to see you.(Stifler offers him a high five) Sherman: AAllright(sherman tries to give stifler a high five) Stifler:You stupid fuck!!(as he pulls his arm away from sherman.)"
"Sherman : I'm.....the Shermanator...a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. Nadia : I am lucky lady? Sherman : Thats right Nadia, you have been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live ! (They go upstairs) Nadia : Fuck Me Geek !!!!!"
"Who was that? Just someone looking for the lake. What a dumbass! The lake's right there!! ha ha!"
"I, uh, just glued my self to... my-y-self"
"You're making me wet. really? no"
"Have you seen my calarinet? I shoved it in your box!"
"Keep it real homies."
"Finch, Fist yourself"
"And one time, at band camp........."
"1) Stifler, get off!!! 2) (laughing) I am getting off!"
"HOWDY HOWDY FUCKING PARTNERS"
"Dildo! Dildo! "
"Finch I don't want to hear about you and your boyfriends...go jerk off. Unessery"
"I have an 11 inch penis.....around. Think about it?"
"Howdy, Howdy, How the fuck is everyone!?"
"Howdy, Howdy, How the fuck is everyone!"
"like, this one time at band camp..."
"I have an 11 inch penis.....Around.....Think about it."
"It's piss poor to be this late. I'm angry, you can tell by the tone of my voice how angry I am. I'm pissed OFF...is what I am."
"This is my first time.......since my first time so technically this is my second time"
"Rule of 3. It's an exact science. As consistent as gravity"
"So Jessica how many chicks did you sleep with this year?
Wouldn't you like to know
Fuck yea i would"
"Cmon Sherman, I'm really glad to see you
Well alright.
You stupid fuck"
"Looks like someone gained the freshman 15. here this will help"
"Stay away from that ficus. that's a jizz free ficus"
"Tantric? What the fuck is tantric?"
"How's this for a band camp story"
"I got gigantic balls"
"I get nasty when i'm horny"
"It's like you know all our stories
Oh was that a question?
I dunno, do you wanna answer anyway?"
"Stifler's house of loooove... uh straight love."
"That's a jizz free ficus."
"fuck you"
"wipe my ass and lick my balls"
"I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy! -bum bum BUM!-"
"Holy shit dude, if I didn't have to hold my dick because I have to piss so bad, I would shake your hand."
"looks like someone gained a freshman 15. heres maybe this will help."
"I got peed on."
"Eat shit!!"
"Hey there he is. How are the twig and giggle berries? Great my dick looks like a paint by number. You have the only dick that needs and instruction manual."
"whole shit I found a dildo.... Rubber dick, Rubber dick, Rubber dick"
"The people demand rubber dicks"
"Oh you mean that flutie tooting band geek who made me her BITCH and ditched me after prom"
"I didn't get your daughters name but hopefully my son did"
"Keep it real hommies"
"stiffler to oz- you fuckin pussy"
"Stifler: So Jessica, How many chicks did you bag at college? Jessica: Wouldn't you like to know... Stifler: FUCK YEAH I WOULD!"
"HOLY POTATOES!"
"MY NAME IS PETEY! AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!"
"Keep it real homies!"
"I have an 11 inch penis...AROUND!"
"where's all the fucking females?"
"Grab his ass son, you'll like it."
"DIL-DO! DIL-DO! DIL-DO!"
"i'm in a lesbien stronghold!"
"dude, where's the fuckin' pussy"
"Stiffler: I can taste the bubbles...well no i can't.How did u get it so warm?"
"[phone rings](Stiffler picks up) Stiffler: Stiffler's palace of love....straight love"
"Shake this!"
"girl:who is that? cop: this is uh, john smith. im turning off the radio now (keeps listening)."
"Jim: Hello? Boys control? I got a problem. i kinda glued myself to ummmm.....myself"
"Stiffler's brother: Fuckers Fuckers Fuckers. How you doing boys"
"I had sex with many women, but none of them compare to Stifler's mom."
"you've gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey!"
"he's my bitch!"
"i got peed on"
"i got peed on"
"Guys, check this out! Lesbians, lesbians live here!"
"Guys! Check this out! Lesbians, lesbians live here!"
"The Girl: You are so sweet. He`s ... different.
Michelle: He`s my bitch."
"You go get your geek! While I look for mine..."
"I got a DILDO"
"I don't care if you gave me ten orgasms in a row, because you smell really really bad...NO I smell really really bad..."
"Fuck me, Geek!"
"Nadia is going to expect fillet mignion and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast"
"We are awfully proud of you, son...don't forget your penis cream"
"I am a band geek. I just never joined the band"
"1) You suck, retard 2) I'm not a retard. I'm a very special boy"
"u suck retard"
"Why don't you get yourself a spoon,
so you can eat my ass...."
"Why don't you get yourself a spoon,
so you can eat my ass. "
"ok..you both jack him off! alright guys-i'll take one for the team!"
"Come on now baby!"
"Party Hardy!"
"I'm like Cupid."
"HOT DOGS! Here we come!"
"Two possible lesbians in their bra and panties."
"Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? Your scaring the chicks away."
"I can taste the bubbles!"
"i'll kiss every god damm guy in the place i've no problem with my sexuality"
